Worlds most expensive toilet paper roll

The most expensive toilet paper in the world is made of a quality three-ply toilet paper with 22 carat gold woven into the tissue and took 4 years to make sold by Australian company the Toilet paper man. As you use the toilet paper 22 carat gold flakes will fall onto the floor and your behind....lol!! leaving you with a sun shinning bum...hehehe.For $1.3 million plus you can get one.
Lol, whats the point, buyers can as well just wipe their butts with money and throw it down the toilet, 'just saying'.